It was fun being part of it!
But daaamn I gotta learn some stuff. STILL A FUN EXPERIENCE!
Great job, guys.

Well, that sure would explain why Hank has no legs or arms.
Anywho...

Animation: 7.8/10
The animation is very decent, not perfect, but its still very good and deserves to me recognized.

Sounds: 7.5 /10
The sounds are a little too loud and sometimes can make the voice of the narrator UNHEARABLE. It kinda makes it harder to know what she is saying.

Story: 8/10
Thes tory is fairy decent and fun. Its interesting, and a nice vision of what "The portal" is.

Final Result: 8.1/10 (3.5 Stars)

The animation is not perfect, but is still enjoyable. The sound needs some work, but the narration is very good. The story is just a simple little creative concept that could've been better executed. Overall, its a fun little animation to pass time.

Oh how i miss its dear series...

Definitely one of my favorite flash games ever.
I'm normally not a fan of upgrade games, but this one is pretty different. The action in it is extremely fun.
So, the main character, its an interesting one. I haven't seen too many games which actually explain to you why a character's vehicle can be upgraded with such excessive stuff.
But our main character justifies it easily. Him being a mechanic makes his skills with his car and his modifications a lot more believable. Besides, he himself is a believable character.
He isn't this almighty hero who is there to save the World. His an average guy, maybe even a little shady guy, trying to survive. Sure, running civilians isn't encouraged, but he isn't helping them either. The military's killing both civilians and zombies, giving the player a reason to not really feel bad for killing them.
Honestly, there's not really a hero in this story. The driver is a survivor trying to escape and the military are soldiers attempting to follow orders.
The gameplay itself is pretty fun. Love how the car actually changes appearance as you upgrade it. Its rather challenging, but not in a bad way. Sure, there are those "GOD DAMN IT", moments, but I have those all the time. There is a fair variety of zombies to be honest. Not too many though, but hey, what's there is good.
The game also wants you to play smart.
If you just break your windshield with your gun every time a zombie jumps on your hood, you'll be fucked because then you will be more vulnerable to bullets. So basically, its a smarter choice to just keep hitting stuff until the enemy, may it be a zombie or a soldier, falls off so you can proceed... almost safely.
The upgrades actually do help! And its not a problem there being only three slots of upgrades, because every upgrade actually FEELS like you've upgraded your car, and doesn't feels like an endless grind. The points system is fair and its satisfactory. You get points for mowing down zeds and soldiers, for how far you have gone and for the number of helicopters you've managed to make hit the billboards, while losing points for every civilian you end up killing.
I like how we can hear the military radio and how it tells us what's coming next. Its a clever way to introduce us to new enemies and obstacles, speaking of the mutated zeds, the spike traps, the helicopter... Essentially, in the end, the programming, including the AI ain't bad. Good job, Evil-Dog, you made this game HELLA FUN.
The art of this game? Beautiful. Its not the most mind-blowing thing ever, but what's there is REALLY good. Basically, everything is designed very well.
Voice acting. My GOD the voice acting, definitely one of the best traits of the game.
You have four very talented voice actors, that's for sure. Sapphire, TomaMoto and Xalkie were very well directed to deliver us believable voices. Except that one soldier that has one helluva raspy voice. Like, is he ok...?
The music. LORD is this music great! Sure, I do like my zombie action with a fair bit of Heavy Metal and rock, but this orchestral, intense and climatic music does helps setting up the player.
You are not some badass invincible super human. You're a civilian attempting to escape a very shitty situation, and the intense music lets you know that. So S made a WONDERFUL job with the soundtrack of this game.
Overall, for me, htis game is a 6/6 stars.
Fun and intuitive gameplay, great voice acting, great music, great art style.
Congratulations.

Ah, such an old game, yet such a cult classic of Newgrounds...

Graphics: 10/10
The graphics are supposed to nail the same graphics as the classic SNES and it nailed it beautifully! And without recycling Mario Bros game sprites, you went trhough the effort of making your own! Im impressed!

Story: 9/10
The story is a little weird, but nonetheless, its still a story, and yes, i understand this is a parody game. The story is simple. The Duckhunt dog kidnapped the princess, you have to get the princess.

Sounds: 10/10
Those sounds are great to make it sound like a SNES game! You for sure nailed this point!

Gameplay: 8/10
The gameplay is good, Mario/Luigi/Mr.T are easy to control and fun to play as. The jump is accurate, the walking is good... But one problem i had with the gameplay is the rate of fire of the guns. Lets just say that these characters take a little too long to pump a shotgun, which can make it kind of frustrating to miss a shot, because the chance of getting damaged right after is huge.

Enemy AI: 10/10
By far one of the best AI's i've seen. They don't just blindy run into walls, they actually jump obstacles, showing they are indeed enemies that can be a treat for your guest. The challenge is though, but fair.

Final Score: 8.5/10 (4.5 Stars)
Great graphics and sound, great enemy AI, great gameplay, yet, slow rate of fire can make the game a little slow. Yet, it is a great newgrounds classic that will always be loved by all of us.

I know once i make this review, its the only review i will ever be able to make about this, so here we go. I will actually review it.

The Gameplay: 9/10
Fluid, simple and responsive, the gameplay is truly something you would want in a sidescroller shooter, and its easy to play without removing much of the challenge. The list of weapons is fair: The MP5, Flamethrower, DEAGLE, Shotgun, Machinegun, P90 and grenade launcher and the chainsaw. I just find it weird how the MP5 pretty much gets forgotten once you pick up a different weapon, but oh well...

Graphics: 9/10
With graphics, i mean the character and weapon models. And i have to say, they look extraordinary in my opinion. I love the way how you put effort to stylize all the characters in such a cartoonish, yet greedy and neat way. The details you put on Hank are the ones that impress me the most. Not only that, i loved how you remade Mag Agent Torture into a more monstrous and detailed way. I would watch a whole series of Madness with this unique art style.

Artificial Intelligence: 7/10
Tricky's artificial intelligence is simply great. He does shows himself as a dangerous and murderous monster when you fight him, SPECIALLY in Madness Mode, where he's faster, stronger and meanier. But then you got the agents... The agents are quite easy to kill and predict. They don't really attack that much, just follow you until they get the chance to either shoot or punch you. Same goes to Mag Agent Torture, since he pretty much aims, waits, waits, waits, waits, pumps the shotgun slowly, THEN finally fires. His spreadshot is way too concentrated, which makes his bullets as easy to dodge one bullet. Still, its not so bad. Its an old game after all. But one thing is for sure, Tricky has an AI that i would see in a boss of a steam-selling game.

Animation: 9/10
The animation is good. Not perfect, but still good. I can see you made each sprite with love and patience, SPECIALLY on Hank. Hank has millions of animation stages, like when you jump and kick, or just jump, he will always have an animation that does feel fluid for me. Same with some of the agents, but they could've more model modifications like Hank does. But i do understand why you did not do it, since, well, Hank is already full of thousands of sprites to animate him. But Torture's animation kinda felt out of place... Just a little outta place, nothing too bad. The only thing that really disappoints me is when you turn the character around and the weapon goes from it's left hand to it's right hand. Basically, the fact that when the characters turn, they literally are just flipped. But i can understand that it would be a little too hard adding the detail of turning and the gun being on the other side.

Music and sounds: 8/10
The music of this game is great, even thought there aren't many. Sometimes it gets a little repetitive to be honest. As for the sounds, i cannot complain. They are great. Each weapon has a distinctive sound that fits it perfectly.

Final Result: 8/10 (4 Stars)
The game is fun, challenging and interesting.
Characters, weapons and backgrounds are beautiful to look at, gameplay is satisfactory and the music is great. It might have it's problems here and there, but its still a great game i recommend for any Madness fan if they want to pass time or simply interact with some great animated artwork.

Extra: I really hope you don't mind, but i took the liberty of try and emulate your sprites, because they're simply wonderful. Don't worry, i plan to credit you in every pic i do with the sprites. This game has been one of my favorites of all times. Thank you if you took time to read this.

Few would ever be able to make a better fit for a God of Fear and Hunger... than someone who has only known those two things for so long.

I like to imagine Blitz kinda just

Showed up in the middle of the argument. Like literally, just climbed there like he was there the whole time and Stolas ran with it.

I love how demons around 'em are just casually watching a frigging Bradley pass by as if it's just a daily thing.

Which considering Hell... it oughta be a daily thing.